"Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!"
-Olaf, Frozen

 

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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4 sencillos pasos para volver loca a una mujer:

1. Cógela como bestia

2. Búscala al tercer día

3. Vuélvela a coger

4. Repite los pasos

How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.

Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-

Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes, but-

Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?

Witness: Yes.

Laywer: Yes, he raped her.

Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

missyserendipity:

You know who’s under appreciated? Sally fucking Jackson. Not only did she raise Percy by herself with a minimum wage job at a candy store, but married a good-for-nothing-gambling-abusive-bum just so she could protect her son with his scent for 12 years. She has to live everyday with the fear of her son being killed by a monster or god at any given time and not being able to know about his whereabouts. And now she has to worry about Percy being stuck in hell. This woman really needs to be recognized in this fandom.